While walking along 53rd street on my way home from skoolz I was approached by the most adorable little college student. Note to all charitable organizations: if you want me to stop for your worker and not pretend I can't hear them over my Ipod, have an attractive female do it. Anywho, she stops me and we have this exact exchange word-for-word:
Adorable Charitable Worker: Excuse me, do you like children?
Me: No, not particularly.
Adorable Charitable Worker: Well, do you have a big heart?
Me: No, not particularly.
Adorable Charitable Worker: Ok, would you like to sponsor a child who really needs you?
Me: Sorry dear, I'm about as broke as that child.
Adorable Charitable Worker: How can you be broke? ::looks me up and down:: You don't look broke. How old are you?
Me: ::not wanting to be the broke 26 year old:: I'm 23.
Adorable Charitable Worker: So why are you broke? Are you a senior?
Me: No, I'm a law student.
Adorable Charitable Worker: Ohhhh, so you're smart...that's why you're broke. Have a nice day. ::turns around and walks away::
So...what? Is everybody in on the joke but us?
4 comments:
yes.
LOL.
yea, cute people don't work for me either. pretty much anyone walking toward me will make me bolt in the opposite direction so that i don't get raped and end up on an episode of cold case.
sorry, my mom's a bit protective.
I'd watch that episode though...silver lining?
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